someone who, like
Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making
a left turn, but with driving instead
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left
person 2: "You're such
a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing
turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."