drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground
Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked
by Dizzy May 3, 2003
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1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010
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A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)
“Zonk”
Uhh
*grabs tacos and runs*
by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 20, 2020
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Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"
My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!
by Mr Eric J January 19, 2012
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To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.
by Me&You January 22, 2012
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The act of executing a zonk
That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.
by The LT July 27, 2005
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When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked
Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!
by The Reefer Man April 20, 2005
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