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A person who is shy at first but when you get to know him, You find out that he is actually a retarded, Rat
Bro, Zongle is so fuckin weird
Zongle by rATS_sTOLE_mY_bALLS September 4, 2020
A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus 

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus
A simple person with a simple life, he never knows when to shut up and his ass is to big for the room he's in.
Sometimes he tries to (ゴ ゴ ゴ ) approach you (ゴ ゴ ゴ), but he fails miserably because he didn't finish part 5.
Zorglub's Favourite drug is The Empty Cavalier
Zorglub is very homosexual
Zorglub by ArtuGo November 22, 2021
used instead of zing or slayed

for people sick of using zing and slayed
(chris) "hey man what you doing tonight"

(zac) "Oh I'm just doing your mom, ZONGLE!!!!!!"
zongle by patatochipmaker7 July 26, 2010

Zonguism 

The belief that the world can only achieve peace once umans are gone.
Zonguism is a very different ideology, isn't it?
Zonguism by justaman456 October 8, 2020