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A Zonea is a term for a person who constantly complains about everything and will contradict their own earlier statements just to complain about something else.

Zonea's are also unreliable and never on time and usually always blame their tardiness on someone or something else other than themselves, giving them something else to complain about all day.
oh man, I can't believe Adam is late for work again today. He is blamed his mom for not getting him up on time. What a Zonea.
by v!n November 23, 2010