When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later
by BicBoiMatt March 5, 2018
by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019
zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
by thecheat June 5, 2003
by Snake142 February 4, 2019
The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
by Dinkledunk August 29, 2017
When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 3, 2018