Top Definition
1) One who's nickname is zoid, called zoidy by a friend.
2) A covert operations test cyborg designed to create human-robot relations and report acquired data to a main server. The information is gathered to aid in a plot to conquer the world; what happens next is unknown.
3) A human being with an extremely long penis and all-around talent.
4) The biggest mack-daddy in the fuckin world!
5) Zoid can count up to five!
Hey it's zoidy! What's crackulating?
by zoid (neemzoid) November 21, 2003

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