by TeyBenn August 14, 2020
Non-artist or a shitty director who has mental problems; makes non-sense videos / shorts and brain fucking level repetitive sounds, lives in Italy.
by 911 bpm matrimonial November 5, 2019
James: yo, you hear about that kid at Mt zion?
Me: Yeah, he's on the basketball, baseball, track, and football team. He even wrestles!
Me: Yeah, he's on the basketball, baseball, track, and football team. He even wrestles!
by PossiblyLordSaladin January 19, 2022
by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021
Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now
Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020
Someone who is probably a muscular lightskin, plays football and has a girlfriend. He likely also has good grades if in school and has more lightskin friends. Overall a pretty funny guy, who loves food (cereal and corn dogs), and will defend those he cares for.
by Mr.GetURight November 20, 2022
Zion is a member of a band formed by Simon Cowell. He is originally from Ottawa, Ontario. (CANADA) He is born on june 29 1999. He is a CUTE SMOL BEAN and everyone loves him. He is known for being the goofy guy of the group. He and his bandmates are in a group called PRETTYMUCH, which Simon Cowell says is the next One Direction, but EVEN BETTER.
person 1: Girl, do you see that guy over there? he's cute!
person 2: Yeah, that's Zion Kuwonu! he's part of PRETTYMUCH and i know right! he's so cuteee
person 2: Yeah, that's Zion Kuwonu! he's part of PRETTYMUCH and i know right! he's so cuteee
by prettymuch lover June 20, 2018