Zimmer 

A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"

Ryan: Hey Don, did you complete your Zimmer this weekend?

Don: Ya, the Zimmer has been fulfilled. It was a last ditch effort at the bar, but I ended up giving her my beef hammer

Zimmer by ThirdandKing July 21, 2011

zimmer  

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object

"I think I'll try and zimmer over to your place tonight, Dear"

zimmer by Bilmo February 20, 2007

Zimmer 

The description of a positive end result

How's that greasy pie, fatty?
-"The meat to potato ratio is text book. It's a zimmer mate, thanks for asking."

Zimmer by Sam Calvert June 17, 2007

Zimmer 

An electrical device (usually a coffee grinder) used to bust up bud (weed). NOT THE SAME as a grinder.

"Hey, wanna use my grinder?"
"Nah, I got a zimmer, no hands needed!"

Zimmer by 420swed420 April 22, 2009

Zimmer 

(n.) 1. the part of any break from school where you start becoming extremely bored from lack of something to do and from missing your friends.
2. the point in any break from school where one starts wishing for school to start.

- Knowing that spring break was approaching, i prepared for the zimmer that was soon to come.
- I hate the feeling of zimmer washing over me.

Zimmer by I Am The Waiting September 6, 2011

Zimmer 

An adult male with widely set eyes that doesn’t show up to work.

Man that Jacob is a real Zimmer.

Zimmer by No skills March 20, 2023

Zimmer 

Zopiclone (aka Zims, Zimmers, Zees)
Hypnotic medication widely prescribed in the United Kingdom and the Rep. of Ireland, as well as in countries like Australia, Aotearoa-New Zealand, Dominion of Canada, Rép. du Québec, Montserrat, Jamaica, Trinidad, and St. Lucia

Me living in the USA - “You’re on Zimmers? Best we have here is eszopiclone.. not the same as full zopiclone”
My friend in Canada - “At least you get ambien out there. You’re like an hour away, just cross over, try some and we’ll chill for the day and see how you like them.”

Zimmer by JeanPhilippeQuebec March 19, 2025