Probably the country with the biggest potential but the worst possible leaders. For every person there is 2 dictators, 8 underfed children, and 20 illegal immagrants in South - Africa.
They are also world leaders in destroying themselves, by killing the only sources of food.
They are also world leaders in destroying themselves, by killing the only sources of food.
Robert: Kill all farmers in Zimbabwe and i will give you food.
Sipho: OK (kills farmers)
Robert: OMW now we dont have food, ill have to call the UN.
Sipho: Who must i kill next?
Jeremiah: Come Tjonga, we dont have food.
Tjonga: what are we going to go Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: We are gonna kill farmers who give us food so that in 2 years everyone in this country will starve to death.
Tjonga: Sounds like a great idea, ill follow you.
Sipho: OK (kills farmers)
Robert: OMW now we dont have food, ill have to call the UN.
Sipho: Who must i kill next?
Jeremiah: Come Tjonga, we dont have food.
Tjonga: what are we going to go Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: We are gonna kill farmers who give us food so that in 2 years everyone in this country will starve to death.
Tjonga: Sounds like a great idea, ill follow you.
by geeseplease December 29, 2010
Pronounced "Zim-Bob-Wade". Like the past tense of "Zimbabwe", if it were a verb (which in this case, it is!)
Definition: Left quickly. Got the hell out.
(To Zimbabwe): to flee, run, escape, disappear.
It is usually meant to convey the point that this person has fled or vanished, with no warning, to a far away place, & probably doesn't want to be found.
Definition: Left quickly. Got the hell out.
(To Zimbabwe): to flee, run, escape, disappear.
It is usually meant to convey the point that this person has fled or vanished, with no warning, to a far away place, & probably doesn't want to be found.
Example#1:
Roz: "Where is John?"
Pieter: "I don't know. He Zimbabwed!"
Example#2:
"I think I might be pregnant, but if I tell my boyfriend... he will Zimbabwe!"
Roz: "Where is John?"
Pieter: "I don't know. He Zimbabwed!"
Example#2:
"I think I might be pregnant, but if I tell my boyfriend... he will Zimbabwe!"
by Zephyroz October 12, 2023
by John Keats February 14, 2007
A really deep throat on a woman, occuring from a super elongated neck. In reference to the african women who wear all those friggin' rings around their neck; most likely so they can swallow the ultimate ding dong.
ron: Damn, check out that chick over there!
charles: Holy shit, look at that giraffe neck on her.
ron: Thats classic zimbabwe throat; shell devour your shit no problem.
charles: Holy shit, look at that giraffe neck on her.
ron: Thats classic zimbabwe throat; shell devour your shit no problem.
by edelberry November 7, 2010
you lay across two chairs then someone below you sticks a penis up your ass then you stick your penis on a person on top of you's ass. You must maintain constant insurtion, thus making it look like a piston of a car.
by Rim Dad Toucher February 20, 2011
The greatest country in the world. You will all bow down to this country. Nobody, and i mean NOBODY will satand in the way of them.
by W3AB00 January 22, 2018
by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 5, 2018