ziffer 

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"

"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"

ziffer by Keats October 6, 2004

Ziffer Sweeper 

When you bust on the floor the proceed to flip the female upside down and mop it up with her hair.

Named after sex ed teacher S. Ziff

Babe come here and help me clean this up

How tho?

The Ziffer Sweeper of course!

Ziffer Sweeper by OsamaBinGuapo December 8, 2020

Zeffers 

A zeffer is a fanboy or fangirl of the small streamer named Captainzef. Just Like the term "Jake Pauler", Zef, is what he goes by, decided to name his group of viewers the zeffers. His viewerbase loved it so much they go by the zeffer gang now.

Dylan: Shoutouts to zef and his zeffers bro!
Rob: the fuck is a zeffer?
Dylan: Only the best fanbase around the internet! *dab*

Zeffers by Zefman9000 January 17, 2018

zifferius 

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius

Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.

zifferius by Prophecy October 5, 2020

ziffed 

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.

"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"

ziffed by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

Zaffer 

A male name meaning Victorious. (Of Arabic/Indian descent.)

"Damn it, Zaffer always wins at everything.

Of course he does, Zaffer's name means victorious. By default, he wins at life"

Zaffer by WiseGuy1 October 20, 2014

zeffer 

zeffers are crazy cleaver people who likes makes parties there style looks to the others ridiculous but whateverman...if the world ws totally zef there
werent any kind of war or other kind of shit . between 2 persons one on pink & yellow & the other on black sowhat
zeffer is a zeffer anyway \kind any road finally we're all gonna in a fokken hole under earth ...the end.

stop the rules express yourself speedly life is so short that the contradiction between a sad clown &
a dead in uniform so what??? zef to death ! tekcare bout urself & be happy
stop categorize the strangers in ur eyes we got all one asshole pretty or not activ or not
Zeffers & others people:
we all make the same shit & we don't care whatever what people says thats what i'm not!

zeffer by zefira April 28, 2013