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Zhumps: (Zh-umps.) A disease during basketball season when one teammate starts to get sick, he/she has the Zhumps. Symptoms are; runny nose, cough, insomnia, common cold, sore throat, boogers and body odor. Zhumps can be spread to another player. (Note, Zhumps is a joke to say.)
1. "Oh man, I think I'm coming down with the Zhumps!"

2. "Dude you just gave me the Zhumps."
by ItsThisGuy May 12, 2011