Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.
Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).
by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009
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This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"
by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020
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this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson
honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus
by megga miond January 31, 2022
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That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.
by funwithpun August 10, 2012
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What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.
" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"
by The Whitehead September 7, 2018
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