Zepptitude 

Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin.

- Dude, did you hear about that time with Zeppelin and the roadie and the fish?

- What?! Your Zepptitude is through the roof!

Zepptitude by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

zaptitude

Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.

She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!

zaptitude by Peita D June 12, 2014

zappitude 

The most powerful form of electrical or magical pwnage!
Used mainly in the comic 8 Crazy Bits (8CB) by "Nortreil" on DeviantArt.

Used by me as an interjection when playing games against friends.

(after destroying moronic enemies) Oh! ZAPPITUDE!

"I'm off to get me some spells of much zappitude at yon black magic shop"

zappitude by 5474n August 3, 2007