The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger.
"My crap is three fingers long!"
by Mysack January 24, 2005
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All parents who don't want their under-aged children having sexual relations with an adult
Kate's mother: Those bigoted, religious zeolites!

Kate's mother: Okay, the relationship started AFTER she turned 18
by marshland June 10, 2013
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