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That Zeno is one to look up to and heed all he says.
Lucky for the world a man like this exsists.
by zeno January 18, 2005
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Tha tightest of all niggas. The mack daddy
Dayum that foo is fly. Theycall him Zeno
by HOVA February 25, 2003
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A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.
"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"

it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.
by ian david wright October 12, 2007
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One of the three supposed Top-Rank Turks. Known for his skills at gaming, his love of music, manipulation and psychology.
Zeno is a fuckin genious
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
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The title given to he that has defeated both god and Titan.
Only one Zenos can exist at any given time, all though there was an insane battle between two who challenged each other for the title and it's powers. the "Zenos" is a combination of the names of the most powerful of each being. Zeus and Cronos (Kronos).
That Battle between Kratos and Jachimike was insane. Never going to be a better one. Jachimike won though and is now the new Zenos.

Fuck that! The Zenos is a myth!

Shit, move the Zenos is coming.
by the Gentlemanx January 25, 2012
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that old man pulled a zeno. he was 19 but he slept with the 16 year old
by mack daddy May 19, 2003
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Total Wanker, he fibbles his vagina and watches dogs fuck women. Orgys seem to be his specialty. He likes women who have a ROB. Oh and hes fat.
Dude, you seen Zeno? Hes like 325 lbs and dates a whore down the road.

Zeno cant be seen in public becuase of how fat he is.

Zeno is 6'4" and 302lbs.
by William Woody January 15, 2005
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