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A Succubus like prostitute, often parading around like a woman with a gigantic penis. Often times this succubus will appear as a blonde female of average size and stature. Warning signs to look for: Bitchy Personality, Mood Swings, whining, begging, and claiming to be a good person
I met this girl, but she turned out to be a Zenner. Now my penis shriveled up and died and I have no money or friends.

I thought this girl was nice, so I brought her home to the family, and she killed my father, raped my mother, and ate my dick like Kobayashi.
Zenner by BH011 March 12, 2009
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A convinning, cunning and selfish bitch who is often barren and speaks with a Texan accent.
There she goes, she's a Zenner alright.
Zenner by Anmym March 16, 2024
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Justin Zenner 

Justin is a complete douchebag. He will die in a horrible death
~Nathan
Justin Zenner by NathanJR2008 October 17, 2008

nick zinner 

extremely good looking guitarist of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. very talented and easily makes up for the lack of bass in the band with his skill in guitar. has toured with conor oberst of bright eyes and has a side project with karen O called unitard. nick has also had a published book of photographs he has taken called 'i hope you are all happy now'. nick is known for wearing all black and for being thin and pale.
nick zinner is fucking hot
nick zinner by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

Zenterfield 

This term relates to the feeling of complete and total relaxation one receives when playing in center field on a baseball team. In center field, one is the farthest away from the diamond, allowing for total isolation.
Coach: What is Roger doing out there? He looks like he's meditating!
Steve: Oh, don't worry Coach. He's going under Zenterfield.
Zenterfield by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009
a trait where peace, calmness, and inner awesomeness are all intertwined.
Mallory has an abundant amount of zenness.

Professor Nutella: Children, zenness is a trait we all long for.
Zenness by Hamtaro of Albanialand December 26, 2010

Zenned out

The act of being too chilled to talk or move.
"He's too zenned out to talk right now"
Zenned out by sassygiraffe11 January 22, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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