The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
by EZontheMic October 4, 2020
The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
by ECML January 31, 2008
A retarded band name for a group of teenage boy that contains one male named Christian who is an attention whore and thinks he's going to be a rockstar when he grows up, but really, he is most likely goingto end up working at McDonalds scaring little kids with his wanna-be-emo attitude.
by brunnetteperson December 6, 2009
SOME ONE IS A NO LIFE AT A VIDEO GAME AND USES HOT SPOT FOR WIFI THAT ONE PERSON WHO TALKS TRASH IN THE MIC BUT CANT HEAR THEM CUASE THERE ALWAYS LAGGING WITH THERE HOTSPOT
Why you being a zenith edge
by Kingjes2019 April 23, 2019
<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.
1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.
by giuliocc May 26, 2009
The art of using a television remote as a make shift penis after whiskey dick has occurred. Originating on Monroe County this is when the only thing close handy when the inoperable dick is experienced is an old school Zenith TV remote. The buttons on the remote, of course, simulate the "ribbed for her pleasure" experience.
Inventor: Bro, I brought this chick home last night after a long night of drinking and my cock didn't work.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.