Zendork 

Cult minded hippy fuck grifters.
Based on Wulf Zendiks cult members who sell a street magazine all over the country.
Works for any new age wannabe eastern mindless preachers as well.

"Hey man you wanna see what that guys preaching over there?"
"Naw that guy looks like another zendork"

Zendork by Tabagon August 25, 2009

Zendor 

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!

"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"

Zendor by Zendor January 27, 2009

Zeldork 

A dumb dork who likes Zelda. Probably a closet weeb who looks dumb. Also probably gets called a nerd at school lmao yeah definitely. Zeldork definitely didn’t make this, yeah definitely.

Zeldork has lost her will to live.

Zeldork by NOT Zeldork September 1, 2020

Zendorgilating 

Orgasm into the air in Antarctica to create shapes or art

“Check out this zendorgilating feller”

Zendorgilating by CheeseRat11 May 3, 2024