Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zed

A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be pronounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.

by Zeddy! April 3, 2006

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 3, 2004

Zed

1.) (alphabetic character) How Canadians say the letter "Z".

2.) (noun) A character from the 1994 movie "Pulp Fiction". He's friends with Maynard (the owner of the pawn shop that Marsellus Wallace and Butch Coolidge find themselves trapped in in the latter part of the movie).

1.) "They never learned their alphabet from A to Zed." - "Weird Al" Yankovic ("Canadian Idiot")

2.) FABIENNE: Who is Zed?
BUTCH: Zed's dead, baby! Zed's dead.

by Chief of the Okhrana November 4, 2019

zed

The incorect way to say "Z". Commmonly used by Cannucks and Brits.

B = "bee", C = "see", D = "dee", E = "Ee", G = "gee", P = "pee",
T = "tee", V = "vee", and Z = "zee"

by Dancing Dude Sean July 16, 2005

zed

A verb meaning "to rape." Taken from the name of the rapist character in "Pulp Fiction."

"That bastard tried to Zed my wife, so I had to strangle him."

by Mr. Walken July 3, 2004

Zed

Zed is a very beautiful girl that will always be caring and loving. Zed is determined to finish what she has started and turn things from wrong to right in a anyway she can; but, if she’s not interested she probably won’t do very well. You do noT want to get on her bad side otherwise you will regret it: she will find anything that you said and most likely use it against you. She can be very sassy and bitchy sometimes, but that’s rare. Zed always loves being smart around people.

Zed’s Such an amazing friend!

by SecretPersonShh1 December 9, 2017