(ADJ) Zackysixpacky is a man who fakes having a six pack. He is very tall and gangly. Zackysixpackys tend to be Cuban and have janitors and cops as dads. They tend to either have a crush on Kim's or are gay. They also have a hint of a pedostash. They think they're cool because they produce crappy music and listen to house. They're not that good at math and have only 9 pluses.
by Thezackylover(Alex) February 07, 2013