An individual who has all the same qualities of a Zachcel but actively seeks to white knights gay people. Has taken such a long pounding in the dungeon from Colten that he now scrolls through Grindr to find another adventurer suited to pop his cherry in another DnD dungeon. He is now the president of a dead university comedy group and has gone as low as possible to perform self-humiliation acts for pity laughs (ie. wearing a diaper on stage, kissing other men). These days, he often pays other guys on Venmo with messages that imply payments for gay sexual acts.
by MigNode November 2, 2019