You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022
by noodalie June 17, 2017
Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex
Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad
Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
by That Slav January 1, 2020
by Olllman March 30, 2023
by NakedBlackMan07 May 19, 2022
The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
by yourbestie December 12, 2022
Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016