A gay man's wife is called a beard
. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.
Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard
and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.
a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
ZZ top is the shit!
Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark
. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.
Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??
Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.
ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
The greatest southern rock band ever.
Jesus Just Left Chicago
Woke Up With Wood
The complete opposite of the jonas brothers
UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.
...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.