ZOFN stands for Zombie Out of Fucking Nowhere and is typically used when playing some sort of zombie game preferably Left 4 Dead. ZOFN originated from the phrase AOFN standing for Alpaca Out of Fucking Nowhere. ZOFN can also be used when someone/something comes out of nowhere.
(Person 1 jumps into room)
Person 2: "ZOFN! How the heck did you get in here?"
(Squirrel is looking for a nut.)
(Nut falls out of sky and lands in front of squirrel.)
Squirrel: "ZOFN! That came out of nowhere! At least I have something to eat now!"
Person 2: "ZOFN! How the heck did you get in here?"
(Squirrel is looking for a nut.)
(Nut falls out of sky and lands in front of squirrel.)
Squirrel: "ZOFN! That came out of nowhere! At least I have something to eat now!"
by The_Rumor February 07, 2010