1. Like a hand job and a blow job mixed together, but VERY gay and while playing David Bowie music.
2. A kind of flute
"Thats sounds great!, play Space Odyssey, It gives me a raging boner!
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.
Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.
See also: morning head.
Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.