zDPS (z pronounced as zed) stands for zero damage per second , used in video games to describe an underwhelming character or weapon/ability that inflicts zero or close to zero damage.
Possible side effects include, but are not limited to: boss fights lasting hours, twitch chat falling asleep, being below tank on damage meters, bricking your atlas, brain fog and loss of eyebrows.
Bob: How is Quin doing zDPS if he copied Mathil's overpowered build?
Jon: He's just bad at every video game.
by ThunderingRoar April 11, 2021
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Acronym for Zombie Donkey Porn. A particular nasty form of pornography that only zombie donkey lovers can get into.
Dude, I can't download anything on the wireless because Adam is hogging the bandwidth again, downloading his ZDP!
by The Boss 666 September 26, 2008
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