Yzma

The hilarious villain in Disney's Emperor's New Groove. Tall, thin, and scary beyond all reason, she is a witch who tries to kill Emperor Kuzco but her retarded assistant Kronk instead turns him into a llama.

She is voiced by Eartha Kitt

Yzma is living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth.

Yzma by Dark Semanyk October 18, 2006

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Yzma

The act of sliding into a male or female's life for your own personal benefits. (Ease-My)

"Hey Innocen that girl is beautiful."
"Yeah Albaner, I think I'm gonna pull an Yzma."

Yzma by 2Goats1Cup July 12, 2017

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Dirty Yzma

It's when you tell your Potential Erotic Techtelmechtel to pull the lever and suddenly it becomes a Threesome

Silvy wanted her Boyfriend to Pull the lever and suddenly he had another man's wand in his hand - that's the dirty Yzma

Wroooong lever!

Dirty Yzma by EmpressKiki March 2, 2025

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yzmatic

Characterized by actions or personality traits that pertain or relate to Yzma (of "The Emperor's New Groove"), achieved most successfully through insane assassination attempts to attain powerful status, becoming living proof that the dinosaurs existed, or being scary beyond all reason.

Yzma is very yzmatic.

yzmatic by Matt Mapplah May 29, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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