| 1. | Yuppie Compound | ||
|
Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:
-A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks. -Noodles & Co. -Qdoba or Chipotle. interchangeable. -sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. Einstein Bagel Bros. is also an option. To be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it's just a normal hipster magnet. Example 1>
person 1:"Hey dude, I could really go for some coffee and a bagel...you down?" person 2:"Fuck that pansy shit. I want a huge ass burrito from Qdoba!" person 3:"you do realize that qdoba's right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?" person 2:"fuck...let me grab my macbook then. let's go." Example 2> "Holy shit Greg, guess what? They're putting a Qdoba in that strip mall over by the AT&T store and Starbucks...Yuppie Compound complete!" |
|||
