Top Definition
a yovani can be anything.
Yovani's are usually bitches that are fake and will do anything to get information out of you.
A person that is usually horseheaded with fake hair that is caused by olive oil. BEWARE. they pretend to be your friends so they can get how you feel about everyone.
Yovani's are stupid idiots that can never get the guy they like and always get the sour. horrible personality. they talk about u all the time but smile in front of ur face FAKE

if u have yovani's near you. WATCH OUT and dont fall for their yovani ways. cuz next thing you kno everyone in school hates u. ur boyfriend will probably leave u to flirt with herr and everywhere wud be filled with horseheaaded non natural hair sluts
see that girl right there. she keeps flirting with my boyfriend and she talks bout u all the time.

what a bitch. she's sucha yovani. i wont fall for her tricks
by UnknownChica April 12, 2008

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