Also known as the 'Free Bird' defense, is a universal legal defense against any crimes committed while 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd was playing.
When the guitar solo of 'Free Bird' hits, it is nearly impossible for any reasonable person to restrain themselves from performing extreme, spectacular shit, which is why courts cannot hold defendants criminally liable for crimes that may have been committed during this song.
When the guitar solo of 'Free Bird' hits, it is nearly impossible for any reasonable person to restrain themselves from performing extreme, spectacular shit, which is why courts cannot hold defendants criminally liable for crimes that may have been committed during this song.
-The court finds that you led an entire police department on a high-speed chase, recklessly weaving through traffic and endangering the public for no apparent reason. How do you plead?
-Your honor, free bird was playing
-Your honor, free bird was playing
by enterprise1701 March 15, 2023