Me - "I just shit on your nan"
Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"
Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"
Based on actual events.
Person 2: Duuuudddee
Person 1: Oh right, sorry. Your Nan's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Betterrr
Boy 1: OI! I did your Nan last night!
Boy 2: My Nan's dead...
Boy 1: She wasn't last night!