| 1. | You have a purdy mouth | ||
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When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW! Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!
J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo? Z: .............. J: ......... um i sai- Z: You have a purdy mouth. J: ... Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet? ** J peppersprays Z** |
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