Did you?

Shortened form of 'Did you have sex?' or 'Did you do it?'

Sleeze: I had a dream about you last night.
Hottie: Did you?
Sleeze: Nah. You wouldn't let me.
Hottie: Meh!

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Source: I saw that joke on an episode Casualty, BBC TV Show

by Anon345 May 18, 2010

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010

You just did a Foxhound

This saying comes from ancient monks just before going out to slaughter some insolent people. Before the monks would leave they would say "be right back" in such a way it would imply they would be back in a few minutes but in actual fact they would be out for hours.

12:58 - Ancient Monk: gonna brb
12:58 - Ancient Ninja: kk
Ancient Monk is now Offline.
Ancient Monk is now Online.
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: Welcome back?
21:40 - Ancient Monk: Aye
21:40 - Ancient Monk: ;D
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: You just did a Foxhound

by Ancient Ninja August 21, 2010

you out did yourself

when someone exceeds their expectations

"ughh that was great you out did yourself!"

by wink wink holla February 2, 2010

Did you?!

Derived from baseball dialogue, specifically the New York Yankees, 'did you?!' is a question to reference the certainty (or lack thereof) a player had that his hit was going to be a home run. However the same term can be applied to any situation in which one stumbles upon good fortune, or in which one has a commanding performance or feat of accomplishment.

Derek Jeter hits a home run off the end of his bat that bloops over the wall

Returning to the dugout, Nick Swisher jokingly asks, 'Did you?!'

Derek smiles, shakes his head, and walks by

--Alternative--

Robinson Cano *smashes* a fastball for a 400ft homer

Returning to the dugout, Nick Swisher asks/proclaims, "Did you?!!"

Robbie grins and collects his high fives

by bronxbomber7 December 16, 2010

I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Did you know

Although phrased as the start of a question, it is actually an introduction from somebody who wants to impart information. It’s used quite a lot by some teachers but it usually comes from somebody who wants bore your arse off telling you things you don’t need to know, don’t want o know and which are less interesting than the sex lives of Venusian bacteria. It’s usually impossible to get away without committing murder unless you can comeback with something that stops them in their tracks and allows you to escape.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of “Happy Christmas” you get “Crappy Shitmash”?
Yes, and if you rearrange “Merry Christmas” you get “Mr Mrs Itchyarse”.

by AKACroatalin April 24, 2015