yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
by harrybeaver October 16, 2007
Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan
Geez a swatch at yi Yoni
by Christine Paterson May 16, 2008
Pronounced (Yo-Nee)
1. An arousing feeling in ones pants. Often referring to ones arousing pleasure with their reproductive organ.
2. The male reproductive organ
3. The female reproductive organ. Or their G-spot
4. An annoying jewish kid
5. See F***
Yoned, Yon, Yoner, Yoning, Yonis, Yongina, Yonies
Yonmeister
1. Master of yonies
1. Fred likes to think that when he looks at me, he gets a yoner.
2. She got yoned by that donkey at the donkey show
3. Yoni is such a yoni.
4. I heard Magic Johnson was a yonmeister before he got AIDS.
5. He plays with his yonis in the shower
6. Her yongina had a mildred
by Jonathan Silva Birdde October 28, 2008
Insane, curly-haired Israeli boy from Staten Island who compulsively complains about anything and everything while searching for his purpose on earth. Yoni has been known to claim to get 55's on exams while achieving the highest grade in the class, as well as lie compulsively about the random appearance of rare stone-encrusted Rolls-Royce hub caps.
Yoni bitched for three consecutive days about his F on the Astronomy mid-term when in actuality he got an AA (he actually got two A's on one test, an unprecedented feat prior to his enrollment at Binghamton University).
by Confucious Metelitsa April 18, 2005
a man also known as a mandingo
ummm girl, that white boy with his little 3 inch thang aint goin' do it for me. I need Yoni's mandingo!
by big boi January 16, 2005
the biggest pimp on the west coast who goes to MV
Look at him, what's his name? Yoni.
Yoni? well then he's gonna have to have my yoni.
by undefined January 05, 2005
really cool guy opposite of a pussy
wow look at dat yoni
by yoni March 26, 2005

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