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8.
The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.
Yo that man Yoni? He be that nigga.
by Some Bitch named Deltrice October 02, 2011
 
9.
Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan
Geez a swatch at yi Yoni
by Christine Paterson May 16, 2008
 
10.
Pronounced (Yo-Nee)
1. An arousing feeling in ones pants. Often referring to ones arousing pleasure with their reproductive organ.
2. The male reproductive organ
3. The female reproductive organ. Or their G-spot
4. An annoying jewish kid
5. See F***
Yoned, Yon, Yoner, Yoning, Yonis, Yongina, Yonies
Yonmeister
1. Master of yonies
1. Fred likes to think that when he looks at me, he gets a yoner.
2. She got yoned by that donkey at the donkey show
3. Yoni is such a yoni.
4. I heard Magic Johnson was a yonmeister before he got AIDS.
5. He plays with his yonis in the shower
6. Her yongina had a mildred
by Jonathan Silva Birdde October 28, 2008
 
11.
Insane, curly-haired Israeli boy from Staten Island who compulsively complains about anything and everything while searching for his purpose on earth. Yoni has been known to claim to get 55's on exams while achieving the highest grade in the class, as well as lie compulsively about the random appearance of rare stone-encrusted Rolls-Royce hub caps.
Yoni bitched for three consecutive days about his F on the Astronomy mid-term when in actuality he got an AA (he actually got two A's on one test, an unprecedented feat prior to his enrollment at Binghamton University).
by Confucious Metelitsa April 18, 2005
 
12.
a man also known as a mandingo
ummm girl, that white boy with his little 3 inch thang aint goin' do it for me. I need Yoni's mandingo!
by big boi January 16, 2005
 
13.
the biggest pimp on the west coast who goes to MV
Look at him, what's his name? Yoni.
Yoni? well then he's gonna have to have my yoni.
by undefined January 05, 2005
 
14.
really cool guy opposite of a pussy
wow look at dat yoni
by yoni March 26, 2005