Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific
person, type of person, or fantasy.
Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to
bed.
Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between
semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.
"I merely insulted your yogurt
cup! I
don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"
"My
boyfriend is your yogurt cup?! He's mine!"
"Scat? Wow, you have the sickest taste in yogurt cups."