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To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.
Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.
yoder by Ibiki January 19, 2011
He looks like a yoder
Yoder by Steely Stacks January 10, 2018
1. The best teacher in the whole wide world
2. The best person in the world
3. The most loved person in the world
EX.1
Ms.Yoder is the best teacher in the world.

EX.2
Ms.Yoder is the best person in the world.

EX.3
Everyone loves Ms.Yoder
Yoder by Allison71 April 9, 2009
derivative from Amish-Dutch:

1. To recount a story with excessive inclusion of marginal details
2. Close reading with copious marginalia or other forms of note organization within the text, bordering on the excessive
1. "I was at the party and got stuck talking to this girl for 20 minutes while she yodered on and on about her summer vacation."

2. "I should have looked at that used textbook before i got it; the previous owner had yodered all over it."
yoder by GrammaticusRex April 30, 2009
Yoder by anonymous October 20, 2003
When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."
When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."
Yoder by Ryan July 12, 2004