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Yes dear 

1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady.

2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and control him.

3. n. A dude whokisses his old lady's ass, so as to not fight, get bitched at, or deprived of sex.
1. "Man, look at Tom, he's such a fuckin yes dear that fool can't do shit."

"Yeah he may wear the pants in the family but, she damn sure picks them out."

2. "Hey you wanna come out to the bar, have a few drinks?"

"Oh, dude I'd love to but the old lady won't be having it."

"Grow a set of balls you fuckin yes dear!"
Yes dear by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009
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Yes Dear 

A phrase that any man can say to his spouse or significant other, meaning "I agree with you" to her but "shut up" to him.
Hannah: Dave, you never do the washing up, it's your turn tonight.
Dave (aloud): Yes dear
Dave (Internal monologue): Shut up. I'm going to the pub.
Yes Dear by Plastercaster January 20, 2010
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yes dear, if you want 

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."
yes dear, if you want by Nick D February 25, 2003
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026