yanchep

Possibly the most boring place on earth. A place where drinking goon, woodstocks or bundy and smoking weed is a religion. Contains little to no commercialization besides an IGA and Harry and the Boys. The town is usually polluted with terrible looking graffiti and used bongs, it's populated by bongheads and fisherman that can usually be found walking the streets bare foott with an emu export in hand. The most exciting thing about this town, is a cave, a beach and the legend of the "panther". One way you can determine that you're in Yanchep, upon entry you'll see 4 pointless water tanks, and an endless realm of bush. After reading this, don't bother bush hiking, all you can expect is rubbish, bong dens and weird animals.

"I'm moving out of Yanchep the day I turn 16."

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Drinking goon at oldham"

yanchep by daboiyz January 14, 2012

Yancheng 

a man commonly classified by an overinflated ego and a aptitude for setting things on fire. Also likes to touch people in all the wrong places, and has genitals equivalent to the size of an ant.

Hey, get away from Yancheng, he'll make your brain turn to mush.

Yancheng by Quora's_Mom March 25, 2022

yenchi 

The sweetest and most funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very patient and has a great sense of humor. He will always manage to make you smile. He's such a thoughtful person who will always make sure everyone is okay. He often makes sweet comments and remarks to his loved ones, but ultimately cares about them and would do almost anything for them. He has a smile brighter than the sun, and one glance at his adorable smile and it makes you smile. Time often passes too quickly when you're with him because spending time with him feels like home. He is one of the most comforting people out there meaning he's like a rare pokemon card. Everybody wants him because his personality is just so likeable. He's good with kids and super gentle to his loved one. All his features especially his nose and ears only add to his adorableness. This guy is so talented and passionate about cares and music especially at playing the guitar, and his love for the guitar is shown clearly. He loves to play and when he sings along to his playing anyone can fall asleep peacefully. He often talks to his friends about cars and his eyes sparkle when he talks about it. And not to mention somehow he always understands if you're having a bad day or not feeling well. He really is something special. He's a person who is hard to find, and definitely someone you want to keep forever. I love you yenchi, and I hope that we stay together forever. <3 btw he got the biggest dumptruck.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to yenchi?
Person B: Yeah, he's the coolest section leader.

yenchi by areyoumcqueen June 17, 2022

Zhou Yanchen 

Zhou Yanchen is the most humble,respectful,gentle and sweetest guy you’ll ever come to know.

Zhou Yanchen Was on Idol producer and was 21st when it came to the top 20 eliminations!
Yanchen Deserved Better and Still does to this day.

Zhou Yanchen is in love with Ding Zeren

Zhou Yanchen stole the suns job.

“I don’t smoke I don’t drink I brush my teeth everyday “ - Zhou Yanchen 2018

Zhou Yanchen, Do you mean the Sun?

Zhou Yanchen by zhuxingjie July 9, 2018

Yenshee Baby

A few days after a junkie kicks heroin, all the crap stored up in his colon rushes out in a hard bolus, which rips his asshole open as it screams out. The bloody bolus is known in junkie circles as a "Yenshee Baby."

Man, my ass ring is bleeding after passing that Yenshee Baby.

Yenshee Baby by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Yanchep

Most boring place on earth with a cop called dean who lurks around pulling over kids. People usually come to yanchep for the beaches and good food only to be stopped every two seconds to be asked for a dart by little eshays. Maccas is just about the only hang out spot besides some bongos which almost always has used bongs, broken scissors or a good old milk crate. If you’re not seshing it up or surfing you’re probably looking for bumpers or a sweet spot to put up a burner. Be careful when you walk around at night because you might be stopped by crackheads asking for a spare dollar, crackheads are the inhabitants of this land where putting up and getting zonked is a religion. But you’ll know you’re in yanchep when you see the radio tower and four water tanks just sitting in the bush. After reading this be careful and just keep walking if someone says: “wadaya want for that hat”

“That’s it, I’m getting out of yanchep when I move out”

“What’s happening in yanchep”
“Just goin out with the boys to get on the piss”

Yanchep by Bigripslittletits May 9, 2020

yenchi 

Gay af

He’s really gay his name is yenchi

yenchi by Jmsanders43 December 31, 2017