Yajjat

The Warwick God of Vapes. Best buddy of all buddies. Two things run in his veins - nicotine and poker. Actually make it three- he has deep love for family;) A master Cuddler with a chest just like a fluffy soft toy. His choices might be tiny but he has the biggest heart. The homeliest guy to come across at campus; if you meet a Yajjat you'll be extremely grateful for him. Cute and sweet like a gudiya rani. He will get you water when you are crying, and 3 more absinthe shots when you are not. His first love is JD and second is JD with coke. You will have the best of times with a Yajjat but he will also be there for your worst. Also one of the most skilled people with joints. Fun fact- when you search on google for a yajjat you will see a photo of him holding 4 joints. Fun fact 2- not only does he like to wear rings, he can make so many with smoke and just wifey u up. Usually the best ones are between 5`7.5 and 5'8. trust me; and that's where Yajjats are. He is the dearest of them all.

PS: he is not the god of micropenises.

Tanishka: She is my best buddy
Dhruv: Oh so she is a Yajjat?

Neil: someone hit me bro, can we do something?
Yajjat: ruk abhi uski bund maarta hoon

by budddyyyy December 3, 2021