Yahtzeeism 

A newly created elaborate, surreal analogy for, well, anything. Often insulting you, your sexuality or members of your family or all of those.

Named after Yahtzee, the mastermind behind the Escapist's Zero Punctuation feature.

You: Who the fuck would want to invade America? It's like having a stinking, incontinent Gorilla at home, who viciously savages you, every time you try to give him free healthcare.

Your friend: Asshole, stop paraphrasing Zero Punctuation! At least make your Yahtzeeisms.

Yahtzeeism by A. Manslayer August 25, 2011

yahtzeegasm 

Rolling more than one Yahtzee in a game resulting in a minimum of a boner with possible precum

I had just rolled another Yahtzee and had to check my pants as I thought I had a yahtzeegasm

yahtzeegasm by Egoonie March 4, 2017

Yahtzeesyphilitis 

A debilitating virus contracted by talking to Yahtzee boys without your husbands knowledge of doing so.

Bitch got the Yahtzeesyphilitis.

Yahtzeesyphilitis by Hidieo January 13, 2019