Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.
Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should besufficient.
Retard: thx doc!
The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
A literal goddess that deserves the world and deserves love from everyone who is NOT Midori or as I like to call him crunchy, musty, crusty, dusty, lettuce hair.
YTTD is a free murder mystery visual novel that is available to on browser and to download. The game follows our protagonist, Sara Chidouin, getting stuck in a bizarre death game arranged by a mysterious organization. And sadly, all she and her allies can do to come out alive is to play along.
As of now, (June 24, 2020), the game has 3 chapters and is planning to update soon.