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YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).
me: ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!

vinci's mum: well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.
by faustus August 08, 2012

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An acronym used in Text-speak, standing for 'You Came on my Tits'
OMG Lulz YCOMT last night, was fun! xoxox
by CJR1994 June 01, 2012

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