YARV 

Yet Another Relativity Vendor

There are so many companies reselling Relativity eDiscovery services, that they are now called YARVs.

If you have seen one YARV, you have seen them all.

I am so tired of hearing about Relativity. I want something different and not just another YARV.

YARV by Litigation Guy February 24, 2013

Yarv stepmommie a commie

A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.

"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"

"Friend: ur mom gay
You: your'e dad lesbian
Friend: your granny tranny
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."

Yarv stepmommie a commie by Zenyattatron May 11, 2018

Yarvis 

The term originates from the name of Yarvis Babo, a man who posted on the Tony Bruno & Harry Mayes 97.5 the Fanatic's Fanpage incessantly. He posted so much he was banned. Now when people post too much on a Facebook Fanpage they get called a Yarvis (or alternatively a Babo).

Dude you just posted like 15 posts in a row you're being such a Yarvis!!!

Dude quit Babo-ing me, you posted like a million things on my wall!!!

Yarvis by Yarvis Babo December 17, 2010

Yarvy 

The state of being very hungry.

"Yo, that blunt made me so yarvy. Let's get some yhinese."

"Yo remember that song I'm So Hard? Well, I'm soo yarv! YEA YEA YEA, i'm so YARV!

Yarvy by Tone E. April 19, 2010

yarvin 

one who is seen to be a ghost but seems to be the voice.

yarvin likes to be by himself

yarvin by ghostofvin November 20, 2023

Yarvinian evolution

"Yarvinian evolution" is the system by which dumb people arrive at dumb ideas instead of smart ideas because they think the dumb idea "sounds more badass".

The name is a hybrid between "Darwinian evolution" and "Yarvin" as in Curtis Yarvin, the "Dark Enlightenment" blogger-turned-philosopher whose grade-school-level dumb ideas were taken seriously by the likes of Peter Thiel and J. D. Vance.

The advent of conservative, "red pilled" or "black pilled" memes is a textbook example of Yarvinian evolution.

Yarvinian evolution by snknarf- February 15, 2025