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A hairy italian.
That smelly italian is one Xylicon.
by KingKoopa June 28, 2004
Impodent disfunctional porn addict with no self-esteem and no chance to get laid (not even whores because he has no money). Often goes by Mike, or whopper.
nobody wants to be xylicon.
by shawn June 28, 2004