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Xanaps

The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.

If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.

Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.

Frat Boy A: Dude, what happened to those chicks we brought home from the bar?


Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!


(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
Xanaps by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 29, 2009
n. The period of sleep that follows the intake of Xanax or any other drug prescribed to combat anxiety.
Guy: How was your day, babe?

Girl: My day went to hell by 8 am and the only cure is going to be a tall glass of wine and a long xanap.
xanap by CatalieGloom March 9, 2011
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Xanaport 

To lose cognizance when taking Xanax, therefore being transported though space and time
I'm so glad xanaporting is a thing cause I'd hate to be conscious for this flight.
Xanaport by Yuiiuo June 25, 2020
The art of ingesting xanax to assist your nana nap.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit... I worked night shift and you have woken me up! Why would you do that??
It's all good budz! Just have a Xanap!
Xanap by Misscrisi February 27, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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