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Xanaps

The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.

If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.

Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.

Frat Boy A: Dude, what happened to those chicks we brought home from the bar?


Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!


(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
Xanaps by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 29, 2009
n. The period of sleep that follows the intake of Xanax or any other drug prescribed to combat anxiety.
Guy: How was your day, babe?

Girl: My day went to hell by 8 am and the only cure is going to be a tall glass of wine and a long xanap.
xanap by CatalieGloom March 9, 2011
Related Words

Xanaport 

To lose cognizance when taking Xanax, therefore being transported though space and time
I'm so glad xanaporting is a thing cause I'd hate to be conscious for this flight.
Xanaport by Yuiiuo June 25, 2020
The art of ingesting xanax to assist your nana nap.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit... I worked night shift and you have woken me up! Why would you do that??
It's all good budz! Just have a Xanap!
Xanap by Misscrisi February 27, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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