Xalder 

The most annoying thing imaginable. Especially if followed by the number one.
Also very uncool. In fact perhaps the opposite of cool.

"Oh god... that guy is such a Xalder1... He just never shuts up."

Xalder by A penis. November 20, 2012

Xalder 

The entity of awesomeness

Holy shit that guys charisma is Xalder-like.

You have to try this new game! It's like Xalder!

Xalder by Xalder November 27, 2012

Xander 

Xander is an all around great friend! Xander is really kind and loves everybody that is nice him. Xander is crazy, weird, and a little annoying, but in a good and funny way. Xander is the kind of guy that alway has your back, no matter What! Xander is really random and funny, and knows how to make people laugh, but also question humanity. If you are having a bad day Xander is always there to make you feel better. Xander loves and gives great hugs, and LOVES to snuggle. Xander isn't the most smart or good looking guy, but he knows how to treat a woman right. Xander is very protective of everyone he loves and is quick to stand up for others. Xander is really fun to be around and is entertaining no matter where he is. You're missing out big time if you're not friends with a Xander!!!

'Xander is a really GREAT friend!"

Xander by What a weeeb April 10, 2019

xander 

is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he dose stupid stuff all lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them

friend 1: i hope i can hang with xander this week
friend : ya hes fun to hang with

xander by derpycat111 November 2, 2017

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage 

The 3rd game in the Chungus trilogy. After Big Chungus is defeated buy his rival Elmer Fudd bad stuff starts happening. So now Homer Simpson is left to save the entire galaxy from Thanos, Xander Cage, and The villan from the last two Big Chungus games, the evil Elmer Fudd who is working with Thanos to find the 7 behind the meme stones scattered across the galaxy and use them to eradicate all thicc rabbits. As Homer you must find Big Chungus who went hiding on the planet of Despacito 2 after his fight with Elmer Fudd and together Homer and Big Chungus will try to get the Behind the meme stones before Thanos’s minion Xander Cage gets them. The game has already won game of the year and its on PS4, XBOX ONE, and Nintendo Switch.

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage by Big Chungus9000 January 18, 2019

Xander 

The weirdo in your class who makes you question reality, but has a good sense of humour so it's all right.

Wow, Xander is weird.
It's Xander...

Xander by Little Toast April 28, 2017

Xander 

he is very hot with nice hair but not it a basic boy type of way. hes very open and honest and hilarious. athletic and skinny bod but lean at the same time. gets lots of ass and is smooth with girls. great friend and can get deep when he needs to. good at giving unapologetic opinions and advice to single girls who need help. the hottest out of friend group but friends are funny af. also will boost the f out of ur confidence when he gives compliments cause u know he wouldn't lie about it. when he has a girlfriend hes a great big brother type

dang i hope xander is here today hes so fun to talk to

Xander by joeyurboiblow October 25, 2018