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Penile Fracture
A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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fractured but whole
the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.
person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.
fractured but whole by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015
penile fracture
The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
penile fracture by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017
penile fracture
An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
penile fracture by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017
penile fracture
penile fracture by hambone October 19, 2003
fractured prune
Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
fractured prune by theMasterofRok June 19, 2017