X-Pox 

A shit console that came from Bill Gates' arse and shud be shoved back up there manually. Copies every PS2 and GC games because it cant make any proper game of its own.

Halo....pah Tiara more like

X-Pox by Duckman D October 1, 2003

X-box pox 

result of being a gamer on the 360. usually gotten by playing call of duty. starts as acne because your gamer ass doesnt have time to take a shower. evolves into a nasty scrotum hanging from your nose. eventually develops into a full length wiener complete with aids filled puss fucks covering face. nastier than a grundle pie .

me: holy shit! what the fuck is on your face?!

benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!

me: i think you got X-box pox!

benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!

me: ....dont you have a penis?

benner: a what?

X-box pox by bobobobobobobo7 January 9, 2011

xpox

A fast spreading disease. Highly Communicable among nerds, geeks, Gamers, and haxors, the disease is spread by contact of the game "Halo 3".
Symptoms include:
Insomnia
Dehydration
Rapid weight loss or gain
Atrophy of social life
atrophy of sexual life
Permanent damage to thumbs, eyeballs, and ears.

There is no known cure as of yet.

Nic>"I dont think I'll be able to make it in to work today"(deadly sounding cough).

Boss>"Oh? whats the matter? are you sick?"

Nic>"yes(cough)I seem to have caught the Xpox(sneeze) thats going around"

Boss>"Oh! well take all the time you need".

Nic>"Thank you sir(wheeze)Im feeling dizzy, I have to go now"

Boss>"Feel better. Bye" (hangs up)

Nic>(hangs up) "Sucker!"(Halo 3 music blares in the background)

xpox by W33Z7Y October 5, 2007