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x-axis gun 

By executing physical science's right-hand rule, point the x-axis direction pointer finger at the target and motion trigger-pulling my moving the third, fourth, and fifth fingers (the y-axis direction) while making gun noises with your mouth
The problem required finding the direction that the magnetic force pointed in which was difficult; therefore Sir Isaac Newton took his frustration out on the problem by shooting it with his x-axis gun.
x-axis gun by juking January 14, 2015

x-axis tango 

Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.

X-axis box 

Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.
Dude, that chick had an X-axis box! It freaked me out!
X-axis box by dinomite October 29, 2003

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026