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Wurstzeit 

Wurstzeit is the time of month when men gather to have a sausagefest (crazy orgy). From german Wurst (=sausage=dick) and zeit (=time). Wurstzeit is common in Norway, England and Germany for both old and young men. In a way it's an nonchristian option for confirmation. To this date no women have ever heard of Wurstzeit, so it is a secret fest for men only. The fest is held every full moon.
Oh boy! Wurstzeit is next friday! I can hardly wait!

My son, would you like to join your father and grandfather on Wurstzeit next Friday?? Don't tell you mother!
Wurstzeit by Harlot sisters May 4, 2010
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Wurstfeinenliebershein 

noun / \wərst \ˈfīn\ˈen\ˈlē-b\ ər \ˈshīn\

State of being characterized by confusion and mania. German Translation: "I don’t know what I want, but I don’t like what you did; and, even if I did like what you did, I wouldn't tell you until someone else weighs in— so that I know I like it."

Can some times appear as hedging when middle-management simultaneously gears up to take credit for a project if it goes well, or blame it on underlings should it fail.
Suffering from Wurstfeinenliebershein, the Network Executive sabotaged his own program by giving contradictory, evasive, and confusing orders.

Wurstfest 

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.
I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.
Wurstfest by ApricotFields October 14, 2020